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Rules of Taboo Place No. 146 and 002

    

Guang Xiaotu."Li Shutong: "my name is Mu Youtong."both the master and apprentice played crossword puzzles.so they were happy to chat with such a beautiful little girl like Qin Yi, but if they were as..."I always feel that when you come to the taboo place 002, you feel like going home," Qingchen asked. "but do you also need to find out if the mimosa test has added rules here"

Li Shutong explained: "the taboo place is not created immediately after the death of the extraordinary. A knight's predecessor has been buried here for decades, and the rules that belong to him have not appeared yet."

"what would it be if the elder's rule was born" Qingchen asked, "are you familiar with him"

Li Shutong thought for a moment: "his rule may be that people called Li Shutong and Chen Jiazhang cannot come in."

Qingchen: ""

"that uncle was harassed by me when he was alive." Li Shutong looked a little nostalgic. "when he was young, he always followed my brother and me to wipe our buttocks. At that time, my brother and I were still very naughty, and he had a special headache."

"that's not enough to keep you and your uncle from coming in," Qingchen sighed. "can you answer seriously"

"this kind of rule is hard to guess," Li Shutong shook his head. "maybe only he knows what he hates most. To tell you the truth, after the formation of the No. 002 taboo place, many of the rules are difficult for us to laugh or cry, and compared with other taboo places, it is too approachable. "

"so, teacher, what exactly are the rules of taboo 002" No, you can't tell me its rules, "Qingchen asked.

Li Shutong looked carefully at Qingchen: "I need you to swear that you will not tell others the rules of the taboo place 002 and keep it a secret."

Qingchen was stupefied for a moment, and he found that the teacher was very serious at this time.

has never been more serious.

"teacher, I swear not to tell others about the rules here and keep it a secret," Qingchen said seriously. "but teacher, will you tell me its rules in a taboo place"

Li Shutong shook his head: "No."

"Why" Qingchen was shocked.

"this involves another general rule of taboo places, but many people don't know it yet," Li Shutong smiled mysteriously. "Don't worry, you'll understand in a few days. Let's talk about the rules of taboo places."

"first of all, you can't defecate anywhere."

Qingchen: "…"

"second, don't swear."

Qingchen: "…"

"third, don't spit anywhere."

Qingchen suddenly covered his forehead: "No, teacher, please wait a moment, let me slow down."

Li Shutong looked at his students with a smile and seemed to anticipate the reaction of the teenagers.

the teenager looked at the teacher and wondered, "is the values so positive in this taboo place"

Qingchen even feels that he is listening to the "preaching of Civilization" course in the world, and is a good young man who is disciplined and civilized.

"it is not so much that the values of the forbidden place 002 are very positive, but that of the knights' ancestors are very positive," Li Shutong said happily.

"it's more like being addicted to cleanliness," Qingchen is unable to complain.

"Article 4, flowers cannot be picked in taboo places."

"Article 5, do not use drones."

"Article 6, no guns can be used."

"Article 7, do not allow any additional information."

Qingchen raised his hand: "Hey" Why did you bring me here "

Li Shutong looked at him and said, "you can't kill him directly."

that is, only rules can be used.

"Article 8, do not jump the leather band."

"wait a minute," Qingchen stopped his teacher again: "Article 8 are you serious what the heck is it that you can't jump in a belt Why is there such a thing as not jumping the fascia "

Li Shutong continued: "Article 9, you can't say that beef is not delicious."

"Article 10, when others sing, you can't sing along."

Qingchen wondered, "is this elder a Mac bully"

"No," Li Shutong shook his head. "he is a very introverted person. As a result, every time he plucks up the courage to sing, his brother can sing and sing along no matter what song he sings, which annoys him very much."

"Article 11, rock and paper scissors cannot be lost."

"Article 12, punctuality is required."

"Article 13, you cannot steal bird eggs."

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"Article 14."

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Qingchen is really a little confused at the moment. There are indeed many rules in this taboo place, but this rule is a little different from what he thought.

people's taboo places are that you must sprinkle 1 liter of blood after entering, or you must sacrifice a teammate a day.

how to get to the home court of the Cavaliers, it becomes like this. Jump off.

however, Li Shutong suddenly looked at Qingchen and said with a smile, "you think these rules are like a joke, right" But in fact, these rules are the most. 002 is also recognized as one of the most taboo places. "

Qingchen was suddenly lost in thought.

Yes, it is impossible not to eat and drink Lhasa. According to the rules of the taboo place, even a drop of urine on the ground will be hunted and killed by the whole taboo place.

there are too many ways to make a living in a taboo place.

not only eating and drinking Lhasa, but also not swearing and so on. It is normal for people to say ** in an urgent situation, but swearing here will lead to death.

the inability to use guns means that humans cannot use conventional weapons to face wild beasts.

Li Shutong looked at Qingchen and said, "when you know the rules of a taboo place, then it will be very easy to make a mistake."

"how to kill"

"Don't worry. I'll familiarize you with the environment for two days. When you remember most of the terrain here, the teacher will demonstrate it to you," Li Shutong said.

however, Qingchen suddenly said, "teacher, after two days, I'd like to try it myself first."

"Hmm" Li Shutong picked his eyebrows and said, "this teacher promised to help you. You don't have to be polite to the teacher."

"I'm not being polite to the teacher. I suddenly have some ideas." Qingchen thought about it and said, "when I can't handle it myself, come and ask the teacher for help."

with that, the boy walked forward. Li Shutong said to the woods, "I suddenly feel that this kind of teacher is so boring, but don't say, I like the stubbornness of him."

as he was walking, Qingchen suddenly turned around and asked, "teacher, what is the most popular song in the world"

Li Shutong thought, "Oh, I have something to get even with you. I have seen the music you gave me. At first you were good at classical music, but then you began to fool me with children's songs."

Qingchen was stupefied for a moment: "how does the teacher know that I am taking the score of children's songs"

Li Shu said with an expressionless face, "because there are also in those children's songs in the world, just like saying goodbye, they have been handed down from a long time ago."

"Ha, ha, ha, ha. How embarrassing."

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the countdown is 66:00:00.

it's another morning two days later.

the depths of the taboo, the settlement between the edge and the hinterland.

A well-trained team was moving slowly, with more than a hundred people treading on the soft and rotten leaves, making only a soft sound.

they shut down all intercom channels because they had to keep their communications silent after entering the taboo place.

lest you say the wrong thing.

they were dressed in black uniforms, with sturdy boots on their feet, and tiger heads of the second Federal Army on their shoulders, and everyone looked fierce.

at the front of the line, there are four mechanical hounds walking at the front, and someone behind is holding a monitor to observe the scanning information sent back by the mechanical dog.

in the woods, someone suddenly stopped in front of the field company.

it only took a moment, and everyone stood still neatly.

the atmosphere is dignified.

at this time, at the front of the line, an officer in his early thirties took a deep look at the forest line in front of him. He realized that he could not go any further for the time being, and that it was the hinterland of the taboo land.

he said to the soldier behind him, "ask Officer Qinghuai to come."

'hinterland' and 'edge' are vague words on weekdays.

for taboo places, however, the delivery line suddenly became clear.

because looking ahead, there are creatures and plants you don't know very well, as if you are about to enter another bizarre world.

at this moment, a young man with a grim face came from behind the line.

the young man wears a black beret with thin, angular cheeks that look like sculptures with perfect cutting proportions.oss, you say that cats in Huotang lose their hair in summer and grow hair in winter. When does that person grow hair "Qingchen glanced at each other's bald head: "when I was a child."Guo Huchen: "…"Qi...